In From Waddle to Swaddle, Kimber writes: "Reminds me of the old Saturday Night Live skit, 'Cheeseburger Cheeseburger Pepsi!' Back in the days of John Belushi.

So, I had another cheeseburger for breakfast this morning at 7 a.m. He asked me if I wanted fries with that. I felt like saying, 'Heck no, I'm on a diet! What are you a moron? What do you think the lettuce is for?' Silly man. I almost asked him if he had light mayonnaise. Gotta watch the waist line, ya know? Or just to see the expression on his face."
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