I tell you what, the news is just full of humorous goodies lately. This is something I wish I'd thought of this year: a witch's lactation station decoration.

It caused a bit of controversy with parents in the Vermont community of Battleboro where the display is located. The report says, "Some in town say the display is inappropriate, particularly because their kids are asking questions."

I bet those are the type of questions that could make it on one of those kids-say-the-darndest-things shows.